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kiraofbajor:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



Thanks satan.


No offense to religious people but THIS IS FUCKING HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!

kiraofbajor:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

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Thanks satan.

No offense to religious people but THIS IS FUCKING HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!

8 minutes ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 34,411 notes

howling-lights:

howling-lights:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

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IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

22 minutes ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 354,536 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

36 minutes ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 50,483 notes
The first duty of the novelist is to entertain. It is a moral duty. People who read your books are sick, sad, traveling, in the hospital waiting room while someone is dying. Books are written by the alone for the alone.
- Donna Tartt, author of The Secret History (via vintageanchorbooks)
51 minutes ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 6,437 notes

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 350,558 notes

hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 227,826 notes

jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 101,352 notes

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 36,806 notes
bisexualzuko:

nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”
it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

perfect bean bag

bisexualzuko:

nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”

it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

perfect bean bag

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 12,835 notes

theratwhofoundthesandwich:

readyforanotheradventure:

So did they just switch outfits or?

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"Dude, people will realize"

"Don’t worry, just add a tie, they’ll never know"

2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 77,112 notes